see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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