But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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