is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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