Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
They took my balls.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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