A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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