this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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