Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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