I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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