The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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