all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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