dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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