I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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