I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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