If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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