I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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