love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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