How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I want a musical about memes.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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