You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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