You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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