sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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