Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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