STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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