oh god the rape fog is back!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
