im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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