New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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