Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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