so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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