Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
3 2 1 whiskey
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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