I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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