There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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