The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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