ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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