I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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