I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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