She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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