That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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