Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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