YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
we should paint friendship bongs
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