Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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