My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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