I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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