Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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