How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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