That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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