so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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