yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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