I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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