Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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