CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
