You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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