I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate all girls vehemently.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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