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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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