none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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