We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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