Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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