Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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