i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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