redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
nutella sex= disaster
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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