Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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